if you invite us for dinner, we stay for chow: Archive

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“Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that witches are often betrayed by...”

– Neil Gaiman (Fragile Things)

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Hell Yes Disney's Tangled: Tangled Crafts: Sparkly... →

hellyestangled: By Cindy Littlefield Every year Rapunzel spent locked away in the tower, her parents sent beautiful floating lamps into the night sky in hopes that their daughter was out there somewhere to see them. Fashioned from pretty scrapbook papers and covered with stick-on gems, these paper…

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Watch

Zachary Levi on Conan talking about breaking up in Disneyland and making Disney rides more PC.

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Smolder by Flynn, a Tangled fragrance.

Nov 29th

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how I wasted the last 5 months of my life

I have had this ridiculous irrational need to watch Letters From Juliet FOR OVER 5 MONTHS NOW. I remember seeing the trailer for it during Leap Year and saying that looks like a good waste of 90 minutes. It’s set in Italy, you got Gael Garcia Bernal, Amanda Seyfried, and crazy romantic premise. I’ll bite. Unfortunately, I never got to see it in theaters so I said, “Oh well,...

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For Rocio: My Sexiest Man Alive thoughts

Every year for almost 3 years, Rocio and I get together and pour over People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. But seeing as we graduated and she abandoned me for New Orleans, this will have to do. SORRY IF THIS ISN’T WITTY. ITS HARD TO BANTER WHEN YOU’RE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY. Am I the only person who agrees with People? RYAN REYNOLDS IS SEXY. DORKY CANADIAN SEXY BUT SEXY...

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Every day, I wake up and congratulate myself for...

Rachelle: Try and guess what I'm reading right now.
Rachelle: Uh huh.
Rachelle: That's right.
Rachelle: Cranford and Other Stories.
Rachelle: And guess where else I read it?
Rachelle: In ENGLAND. THE BRITISH FUCKING ISLES. LAND OF LIZ KICKASS GASKELL HERSELF.
Rachelle: Eat your heart out, Austenites.
Rachelle: WHO LIVED IN A MOFO 16th century MANOR??
Rachelle: You better believe it.
Rachelle: When I do period drama, I do it RIGHT. There just ain't no half-assing this shit.
Rachelle: I rode trains while I was there. Guess who else rode trains?
Rachelle: PEGGY BELL AND WILLIAM BUXTON.
Rachelle: SO, JUDI DENCH, YOU'RE AN OSCAR WINNING ACTOR AND A DAME OF THE ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE
Rachelle: I RODE A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS AND STOOD IN ONE OF THOSE RED PHONE BOOTHS.
Rachelle: SAY HI TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME.
Rachelle: Shit, I'm more british than most of the british.
Rachelle: The lady at the bookstore didn't even know what Cranford was.
Rachelle: I read it AND got 80 percent of the obscure cultural and historical references
Rachelle: WHILE DRINKING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF TEA
Rachelle: I should be fucking knighted.