January 2011
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joolsandnigel asked: The big question: WHO’S WHO? Are you Sammeh because you’re actually trying to better your life and help people right now (even though you’re really soulless) and I’m Dean because I’m worthless and have been spending all my waking hours driving around Buttfuck, Nowhere while looting junk food establishments? And I’m a big ol’ whore with a heart of gold?...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Received an invite to my High School Reunion...
ITS ONLY BEEN 5 YEARS, GUYS! I have to pay $50 for this? My general opinion of majority of my classmates: My reaction when I see those bitches: My condition about 30 minutes into this thing: I kinda can’t wait for this potential shitshow.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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This kid I babysat today informed me that Han Solo’s spaceship was actually called… THE DOMINICAN FALCON
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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joolsandnigel asked: I wish I could frame that message and have it next to my bed for all eternity. Beyond glorious. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT. YOU HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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I am watching The Postman with Kevin Costner...
…now you’re probably thinking, “Seriously?” or “Is that the one where he has gills?” But The Postman is quite possibly one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time. 8. It’s so ridiculously patriotic that it basically screams, “America, Fuck Yeah!” It’s about one man who stands up against a fascist military regime under the charismatic...
Jan 23rd
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Someone take my computer away from me...
I just found a Ben/Leslie Parks and Rec fanfic and am in danger of falling off the wagon.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Writing the beginning of...
a short story about a pervert that spends his lunch hour hiding in a women’s bathroom stall.
Jan 21st
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joolsandnigel said:
joolsandnigel said: LOL HIS FACE. Clearly recoiling from you. Hahahahaha.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Last 6 hours in Los Angeles...
WHY DO I HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE EVER?
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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joolsandnigel asked: MAKE THEM GIVE A DAMN. IT'S COLIN FUCKING FIRTH. FOR MY FOREVER ALONE SAKE.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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browncrayon asked: I have a 5-year diary that I write in every night. I started it last year so the idea is every year for the next 5 years I post what happened one year ago.

Is this how I communicate on Tumblr? I've never understood how I'm supposed to talk to people.
Jan 6th
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“You look beautiful, Jane,” he said. “Don’t say that. It makes me feel ridiculous.” “Beautiful women are never ridiculous.” “That’s where you’re wrong. They are often ridiculous.”
Jan 6th
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