if you invite us for dinner, we stay for chow: Archive

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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I'M MOVING IN WITH A BOY TODAY.

THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS.

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy… Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...”

– Sylvia Plath, on rape culture, etc (via slutgrrrlinternational) This is basically my life summed up into one paragraph. (via radical-annie) god, this is something i think about all the time but can never find the words to express. plath is fantastic. (via nilecrocodile)

Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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GUESS WHAT MY NEIGHBORS LEFT AT MY DOOR AS A GOING...

Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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The party don't Spock 'til I Vulcan.

iexcessivelypitythefool: soimbecky:

Sep 26th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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AUDREY AND NATHAN WHAAAAAAAAT

TV IS MY TRUE LOVE. I AM ALL FEELINGS.

Sep 24th

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Stay hungry, stay free, and do the best you can:... →

gyzym: Alright, cards on the table: guys, I have never seen an episode of Supernatural, and don’t really intend to! But, despite this, I kind of feel like I know what’s going on, because I, er, have a tumblr, and tumblr seems to enjoy Supernatural. So this is a summary of the show written by…

Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Where I talk about leaving New York for my new...

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Ways I have reduced my spending this past year

Back to basic cell phone on the family plan. Goodbye crackberry. Can’t afford real books? Brooklyn Public Library or there’s an Internet full of fanfiction. Your choice. Travel via barley used bike purchased years ago during that “healthy phase” Plan out all trips via subway by grouping stops together because you don’t want to pay $4.50 roundtrip Board Game...

Sep 20th

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I need a brain to mouth filter for my thoughts.

I may have nervously retold the entire plot of Contagion to my doctor while getting my flu shot. When I finished, he said, “You know I shot you five minutes ago, right?”

Sep 19th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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The 30 Harshest Author-on-Author Insults In... →

neon-lit-habits: scallawag: downlo: A sampling: 13. Gore Vidal on Truman Capote “He’s a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.” 9. Truman Capote on Jack Kerouac “That’s not writing, that’s typing.” 15. William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” 14. Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner ...

Sep 17th

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Sep 17th

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Sep 17th

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Sep 17th

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I THINK I BOUGHT A CAR

Not gonna say anymore until I have the keys in my hand on Monday.

Sep 17th

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They are considering cancelling Haven? Tell me...

peace-love-penguins: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! This show is the fucking best thing ever, if they cancel it, I will personally go fuck someone up. I NEED HAVEN TO LIVEEEE. It’s the cancellation curse of Jason Priestley come to haunt us.

Sep 17th

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