if you invite us for dinner, we stay for chow

Feb 07

WOOP WOOP that's the sound of my ovaries.: How to, like, write cover letters and resumes and know what jobs to apply to and shit. -

morgulblade:

Basically I have been blessed to be close to people who work in hiring and were very, very willing to pass along their knowledge and tips and since a lot of people I know on here seem mystified by these things, I will share my vast wealth of knowledge with you*

*Some of this…

Dec 20

(Source: tessa-herondale, via ggmemes)

Who is A in pretty little liars? What is the Doctor’s name?

existenceisawkward:

Dan Humphrey

minaviendha:

Dan Humphrey stole the declaration of independence

Nov 24

fishing: a gentleman’s guide by scott and ernest

thegestianpoet:

ernest:

• you are ernest hemingway you do not catch fish you catch swimming dinosaurs
• 
• shoot the fish. use a gun. 
• 
• be drunk and shirtless 95% of the time
• 

scott:

• go to land’s end
• buy everything
• comb your hair to fluffed perfection 
• get a fish I guess
• 
• that fish is dead like your dreams
• cry openly as the sea salt kisses your face

(via 9birdies)

Nov 15

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Nov 14

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It’s time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

(via joolsandnigel)

Nov 05

Nov 02

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