WOOP WOOP that's the sound of my ovaries.: How to, like, write cover letters and resumes and know what jobs to apply to and shit. -
Basically I have been blessed to be close to people who work in hiring and were very, very willing to pass along their knowledge and tips and since a lot of people I know on here seem mystified by these things, I will share my vast wealth of knowledge with you*
*Some of this…
(Source: tessa-herondale, via ggmemes)
Dan Humphrey stole the declaration of independence
- you are ernest hemingway you do not catch fish you catch swimming dinosaurs
- shoot the fish. use a gun.
- be drunk and shirtless 95% of the time
- go to land’s end
- buy everything
- comb your hair to fluffed perfection
- get a fish I guess
- that fish is dead like your dreams
- cry openly as the sea salt kisses your face
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this