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WOOP WOOP that's the sound of my ovaries.: How to, like, write cover letters and resumes and know what jobs to apply to and shit.

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:20:42 -0500

WOOP WOOP that's the sound of my ovaries.: How to, like, write cover letters and resumes and know what jobs to apply to and shit.:

morgulblade:

Basically I have been blessed to be close to people who work in hiring and were very, very willing to pass along their knowledge and tips and since a lot of people I know on here seem mystified by these things, I will share my vast wealth of knowledge with you*

*Some of this…

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Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:30:18 -0500

breakuopen: #stalker of the year

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:16:40 -0500

breakuopen:

#stalker of the year

Who is A in pretty little liars? What is the Doctor's name?

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:16:21 -0500

existenceisawkward:

Dan Humphrey

minaviendha: Dan Humphrey stole the declaration of independence

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:16:11 -0500

minaviendha:

Dan Humphrey stole the declaration of independence

fishing: a gentleman's guide by scott and ernest

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 01:36:15 -0500

thegestianpoet:

ernest:

you are ernest hemingway you do not catch fish you catch swimming dinosaurs

shoot the fish. use a gun.

be drunk and shirtless 95% of the time

scott:

go to land’s end

buy everything

comb your hair to fluffed perfection

get a fish I guess

that fish is dead like your dreams

cry openly as the sea salt kisses your face

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:48:45 -0500

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 01:25:32 -0500

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

uk-music: MGMT vs. Coldplay | Kids In Technicolor Soundcloud:...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:54:49 -0500

uk-music:

MGMT vs. Coldplay | Kids In Technicolor

Soundcloud: (DJTP)

lprocket: Bibliochaise by Nobody&co I was just thinking how...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:12:25 -0400

lprocket:

Bibliochaise by Nobody&co

I was just thinking how perfect this would be for my humble little apartment when I read the designer’s quote:

“Twelve years ago we lived in a tiny flat, full of books but with nowhere to sit. Problems are always the best inspirations.That same year we drew the first Bibliochaise: a cube in which to sit, with slots all around to put books in. Geometry is magic. Each time you draw a cube or a square, something wonderful can happen.”

Perfect summary. Apparently the chair can hold 300 books and (even more win) comes in a range of different colors. You can visit it’s home right here.

#wait what #for stachow

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 00:07:13 -0400

#wait what #for stachow

Nick Miller and Haunted Houses

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:32:07 -0400

Nick Miller and Haunted Houses

How to make Piñata cookies!

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 01:26:36 -0400

saucefactory:

nada-interessante:

I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

marththebland: vondell-swain: marththebland: vondell-swain: galosengen: octopusoracle: if you...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:25:55 -0400

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

galosengen:

octopusoracle:

if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

holy shit

i thought inflation was bad when I was there

it’s like postwar germany

take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread

you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany

there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany