#you forgot the part where Tony has to piss #and then discovers the tiger in the toilet #and he is scared shitless because I AM NOT FACING THAT THING WITHOUT MY ARMOUR and Steve’s still hyperventilating over his marriage #and Thor’s all I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE AFRAID OF AN OVERSIZED KITTYCAT #because you know HE’S THOR #and lbr Tony has to be the one in charge of talking Thor out of carrying it around wherever the fuck they are #THOR PLEASE DON’T BRING THE TIGER OUT #DON’T SCARE THE NICE PEOPLE #and Thor’s like RELAX TONY and booming laughter while the tiger just gnaws on Mjolnir #The Avengers
Loki’s about to get SO MANY wedgies.
After nearly a month after seeing the film, it has just occurred to me that the Captain American boot camp montage scene is basically just like “I’ll make a man out of you” from Mulan.
Someone make this a gif or video. PLEASE.
In which I recap the entire Captain America movie for my best friend currently living in the Netherlands unable to see the most patriotic film of all time. NO DETAIL IS SPARED.
Recorded on 7/24/11
Damn. Now I feel really terrible for objectifying him.