This is where I am living:
Where I talk about leaving New York for my new job.
And then I was thinking, I was like ‘what would Rocio be?!?’ I was like, well, you could be a Lannister because you’re like super family oriented, but I don’t think you’d ever sex your brothers because that’s really creepy. Yeah. But you would be like snarky, like the little dwarf man - my favorite. Dwarf man’s sexy. But that doesn’t mean you are. It means the dwarf is. Don’t get it in your head, you imaginary lesbian. So yeah. I don’t know what you’d be. Or maybe you’d just hang out with that like Knight of Flowers guy because you’d both be SO ridiculous, like I AM FAAAABULOUS. Look at my beautiful hair! OOOH! And you would hang out with your silver - ffff - armor. Yeah. I don’t know who you’d be.
Stachow, drunkenly trying to sort me on Game of Thrones. (via joolsandnigel)
Thank You to the Red Crossers:
In which, I embarrass myself yet again via social media.
In which I recap the entire Captain America movie for my best friend currently living in the Netherlands unable to see the most patriotic film of all time. NO DETAIL IS SPARED.
Recorded on 7/24/11
A brief excerpt from my podcast where I recap the entire Captain America movie for Rocio.
This clip speaks VOLUMES.